Local man robs bank just to escape from his nagging wife and gets the ultimate punishment

A local man robbed a bank to escape his wife’s grasp.

Yes, that’s pretty extreme, but he did it.

He robbed the bank, and sat down in the lobby waiting for the police.

The police showed up to the bank, and he turned himself in.

He told the officers he did that just to avoid his wife, who he was sick and tired of.

Now the courts have given him a major punishment that is sure to drive him crazier than being in jail: he’s under house arrest… with his wife… for 6 months.

Let’s get some group therapy.